When my friend my PCNA (Porsche Cars
North America) asked me if I wanted to be her guest to their
employee picnic at Road Atlanta I couldn't say "YES!" fast
enough. I harassed Elisabeth last year when she didn't ask me, so
this year she did the right thing by inviting a Porsche freak!
This is the third year PCNA has treated its
employees to a day at Road Atlanta. For many of them it's their only
chance to drive their products. And drive they do! The first year
four clutches were destroyed; last year only one. This year the
clutches were saved (more Tiptronics were available for the
six-speed-challenged folks), but a Boxster S had a nasty encounter
with a pole (see below). The cars are not abused, they are just
driven hard, as they should.
My day began at 6:45am, when I met Elisabeth for a
cup of coffee before heading north to Road Atlanta, which is about a
45-minute drive from my house. The morning session didn't
begin until 8:00, but Elisabeth had to help setup. After
driving through the main gate at Road Atlanta our path was marked by
ten speed yellow and guards red 996s used in the Porsche Driving
Experience. Each was diagonal to our path, guiding us with its headlamps. Very nice touch.
Elisabeth warned me not to eat much breakfast, as the
hot laps would be much more enjoyable on an empty stomach. Boy am I
glad I listened, as our group's first stop in the rotation was indeed the Hot Lap. We paired up with the drivers (or course there
was a rush to David Murry), strapped on our helmets, and hopped in
the stock 996s. The cars and tires were warm, so the
drivers (Bo was my pilot; other include Bill
Adam, Doc Bundy, Joe Foster, and Jeff Purner) wasted little time showing us just how
fast these Carreras are. Our red rocket blasted up the hill after
turn 1 (see map). We then flew through the Esses as I silently
thanked Elisabeth for her 'no breakfast' advice. Down the back
straight between turns 8 and 9 I glimpsed the speedometer pass 135
mph. Bo worked the brakes hard into turn 10a -- those big reds could
stop Al Gore from stretching the truth -- and sped up for the
religion-inducing turn onto the front straight. Bo then slowed down to let the others catch up, so we could do another
similar lap two feet off the bumper of the #10 car.
Too quickly our three laps were complete, so the
cars headed to pit row to pick up the next passengers.
Fortunately that group was one short, so I hopped in another car for a
second run. The time the driver was Joe Foster,
who piloted for GT3-R for Kyser Racing in the previous week's Petit Le Mans. He said he would hit 165 mph on the
back straight with that beast.
The next stop in the rotation was the autocross
course. Three shiny Boxsters awaited us; one five-speed, one six-speed
S, and one Tip. I quickly hopped in the S for a few laps. That is an
impressive car, my friends. The plain Boxster doesn't impress me
much -- indeed, our 968s are better performers -- but the Boxster S
is quite a car. My friend Bob Chapman was hired by PCNA to
photograph the event, and he snapped a few of me plowing into the
final turn. Bob purchased a Boxster last year through the Tourist
Delivery Program; some of his
gorgeous photographs can be seen on his web site (www.chapman3.com).
He also wrote an article about the Blue Ridge Boxster Summit
for the August 2000 issue of Panorama.
Ah, the skid pad. The goal of this rotation was to
show off PSM (Porsche Stability Management). Our first run was with
PSM disabled. Sure enough, I couldn't keep the back end in at only
25mph, despite my best efforts to turn into the slide. PSM was
turned back on for the second run, and I managed to negotiate the
same turn with only a little drifting. The difference was
tremendous! I highly recommend that option. What's $3k when you're
spending $65k?
My stomach had finally settled after the
Hot Laps, so I gulped down a diet Coke as we walked to the next stop
in the rotation, the Technical Walk-Around. Our subject: a 2001 996
Turbo. This example was driven up from the Porsche Service Center on
the south side of Atlanta by Bill, the Center's manager. We
appreciated the sacrifice he made by driving all the way to the
track in that car. Bill showed us the highlights of the car, made us
sufficiently jealous, and laughed when we asked to 'just take it
around parking lot.' He knew once we took off it would take a fleet
of state troopers with helicopters to stop us! If you'd all buy a
lot of stuff from 968.net, I may have enough for this $150,000
beauty. I couldn't even afford the valve stems now...
Our last event was the slalom. We had a Tiptronic
Boxster, a Boxster S, a Tiptronic 996, and a six-speed 996 to play
with. Again, the Boxster S rocked. The six-speed Carrera was quite
nice, too. The afternoon session wasn't quite as nice to the Boxster
S as we were. One of the PCNA folks hit the last turn a bit too
hard, and didn't brake in time. The wall stopped his advance (and
probably advancement within PCNA ;->). The S is undergoing
repairs at Porsche's import facility in Charleston, SC. I spent so
much time running from car to car I forgot to take pictures, but
Elisabeth kindly sent me the two to the right.
Finally it was time for lunch. Mr. Schwab thanked
his PCNA colleagues for their tremendous efforts throughout this
record-breaking year, and then yielded the podium to Mr. Joe Oldham,
the editor-in-chief of Popular Mechanics, who presented a design and
engineering award to Porsche for the 2001 996 Turbo. Look for it in
the December 2000 issue. Another special guest, Bill Adam,
the driver and NBC commentator for the American Le Mans Series,
shared a few stories about Mr. Schwab and the Turbo. It seems that
when Porsche had the Turbo on the Salt Lake Flats in Utah to test
the top speed, the fastest time (194 mph, I believe) was turned in
by Mr. Schwab, much to the chagrin of the other drivers, such as
Hurley Haywood. Mr. Schwab wrapped up the session by presenting
everyone with handsome stainless steel travel coffee cups, noting
that they would be useful for those who drive cars with cup holders.
Thank you, Elisabeth!!